Movie Haiku: Apt Pupil



Punk ass high school kid
seeks out old nazi for fun
and fucks him over.

Movie Haiku: Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street



Predictable Tim,
trades the play's comedy for
less songs and more gore.

Movie Haiku: Little Shop of Horrors



The music is great
the play's ending is better
it has dancing plants.

Movie Haiku: Assault on Precinct 13



My favourite part:
When the girl asked for ice cream
And was shot point blank.

Movie Haiku: Zombie



All I remember:
woman gets speared in her eye
and zombie shark fight!

Movie Haiku: The Dark Knight



Batman likes his city
Heath Ledger is scary but good,
Bale gargles words.

(Submitted by Al)

Movie Haiku: Iron Man




Man in a big suit
fights man in a bigger suit.
Downey likes to drink.